no day like today!

tick tick tick
my clock did strike
eight dongs i did hear

i dint wanna get outta sleep
yet i knew time was up
and i needed to budge

in a rush i got outta bed
zooming through my room
i was on the hunt for my clothes

pacing across the little room
i had a peek into the huge pile
heads spinning i gave up the search

"mom..mom.."i did yell
toothbrush in my hand,i stood
defeated,by the mess i had made

"whats it today?still not ready?
why are you still in your pyjamas?"
blared my mom in deepest of fury

"cut out the screams" i yell at her
"i need my shirt,pressed and blue"
i ordered before slamming the door

quick a shower,faster than your blink
i came in fresh,looking all smug
i found the shirt waiting in gleam

warm and bright,i quipped to myself
standing tall,chest heaving in pride
i practised my gentleman gait

no time for breakfast,no "mornin folks"
i had no time to bid adios or thank mom
my gold was to srike,it was my day

i reached the car,drove off in style
parking amidst the many young friends
sunglasses shining and my smile all flashy

i opened the doors of my car to get out
"hiyya babes,lets hit the floors"
i rammed in an accent so fake

laughter struck all across,i found it queer
turning around i found no amusing sight
and then i noticed the stares down my torso

"holy crap! i have done it again..damn"
in the drive to be the stud of all
i'd forgotten to zip my trousers..sheesh!

a sheepish a grin was all i could manage
i turned back in a rush and drove away,
"no day like today..."was all i could think!